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A poem for the Badger..... |
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A poet |
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Feb 11, 08 - 9:37 AM |
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poet1@hotmail.com |
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So here was the big day
a chance to settle the score.
Neither team would take a draw!
Saturday night the Badger stopped in
they were up for it, they wanted the win.
The Anchor stopped out till 3
escapades VIP....you know me!
The Anchor turned up laughin, jokin and smoking
the badger were serious they were warming up
then we remembered this was your FA cup!
The game started nervous for both sides
who would find that crucial way to turn the tides?
It looked like the boys in red
when for the only time in the game the back four were left for dead!
there striker steamed into the box then hit a brick wall!
It was the polish prince, dark, handsome and tall!!
Penalty it was, up stepped Lunny
but at the last second his legs turned to honey!
A great save by Ben
Action replay? Can we see it again?
The Badger then lost the plot
Worst was lunny
He picked on skinny Albertz
Our very own Buggs Bunny!
The badger went to pot
Shooting and missing
Oh it was so funny!
Half time it was
The scores nil nil
The badger kept warm and stretched
The anchor had a ******* a chill
For the Badger it was a half time talk of UEFA
Jamie Vice advised a pint and a pack of Quavers!
Time to go again
Would the hero be Ben?
Ant Kelly and Ste the engine room
Trough ball to Sid 1-0
BOOM BOOM!!
The crowd went wild and on came Tom
The Anchorettes started to shake there pom poms!!
The badger knew the victory for the Anchor was in sight
So they resorted to calling Soggy ****e!
But Soggy kept his cool and didn't bite
Then popped up with the second!
Now who's ****e!!!!!!
On came Jamie Vice
to change the game
But there was no need
Why not just keep your kit nice?
The Badger tried and tried
But to no avail
The cat started to wag his tail!
The full time whistle went
The anchor were happy
They even forgave Spencer for been bent!
To the anchor it was just another game
The Badger were nearly crying
Holding there heads in shame!!!
Don't worry Badger lads
Cos whatever happens Sunday
Its back to work Monday!
Brickies, plumbers and plaster
YOUR DISPLAY WAS A ****IN DISASTER!!!!!!
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! |
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