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Ummm, before anything else, thanx for being kind enough to share with us the script of the OAV 1. And now I want to know...
what does OAV stand for anyway?
Or is it OVA?
I'm really confused 
Which of the two is the right one?
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i saw the picture of nakago in ykyhntmw... and i noticed the webmaster didnt even tell us anything about it. neway, since i dont have anything better to do, i might as well let you read the script. here it is.
Fushigi Yuugi
Wrap Party Bus Trip
The Episode of the Prohibited
Women's Hot Springs
Part One
[Ashitare is on top of Seiryuu's bus growling.]
Nakago : Soi, would you silence Ashitare?
Soi : Certainly, Nakago.
[Soi's lightning strikes Ashitare.]
Tetsuya : Why am I driving for them?
Yui : Sorry for dragging you along, Tetsuya.
Tetsuya : What're you saying?
Tetsuya : It's to protect you from that perverted brat.
[Suboshi looks so angry.]
Suboshi : Who's a perverted brat?
Suboshi : Be glad, ryuuseisui, you'll get to taste blood again!
Yui : Stop it, Suboshi!
Yui : I'll tattle to the office!
Suboshi : Miss Touma.
Yui : It's Yui Hongo.
Suboshi : Dammit, they ought to have sent us overseas.
Suboshi : Hot springs of Gunma are way into the countryside.
Tetsuya : P...Please don't throw chi aboard the bus.
Nakago : I shall not forgive those who insult Northern Kantoo, no matter who.
Director : Furusawa, how many times do I have to tell you?
Director : It's "forGIVE" not "FORgive," right?
Nakago : Alright, excuse me.
Tomo : "You have worked hard for the last year."
Tomo : "Please relax at the hot springs."
Tomo : "From Bandai, Shogakukan, TX, Movic."
Tomo : How wonderful.
Miboshi : How about Pierrot?
Tomo : The producer's cheap.
Suboshi : But if we got one of these, then the Suzaku's guys also must've...
Yui : Hey, where's Amiboshi?
Yui : Why isn't he on our bus?
Soi : He's probably on the same bus as them.
Yui : I see.
Suboshi : Lady Yui, you're so daring.
Yui : Don't be stupid.
[Meanwhile, on Suzaku's bus, Nuriko is singing and everyone is annoyed by it.]
Nuriko : When I bloom and die...
Nuriko : I'll die with a flourish.
Nuriko : Alright, thank you very much.
Nuriko : Now, next will be a great hit.
Nuriko : From the character vocals, a shining best seller, is this song.
Chichiri : Gets on my nerves...
Tasuki : That was just luck.
Tasuki : I won't lose next time.
Mitsukake : I'll put out at least three more myself.
Mitsukake : I'm gonna get real pissed, you guys.
Tasuki : We haven't said anything.
Chiriko : Tasuki.
Tasuki : What's up, Chiriko?
Tasuki : What're you all teary-eyed for?
Chiriko : I don't feel so good.
Tasuki : What?!
Tasuki : For real?!
Chichiri : Hold it down, Chiriko!
Mitsukake : Okay, I'll make you feel better.
Chiriko : It doesn't work!
Tasuki : Hurry, open the window!
Chichiri : You're supposed to go up front in these cases.
Chiriko : Please take care of me.
Keisuke : Stop it!
Keisuke : Don't come over here!
Chiriko : Everyone's so mean!
Nuriko : Hey, doesn't anyone want to listen to my songs?
Tasuki : Shuddap! How many times d'you gotta sing?!
Miaka : Tamahome.
Tamahome : Miaka.
Miaka : Tamahome.
Tamahome : Miaka.
Miaka : Tamahome.
Tamahome : Miaka.
[The Seiryuu and the Suzaku are sending messages to each other by writing on Amiboshi's and Suboshi's body.]
Hotohori : What is wrong, Amiboshi?
Amiboshi : It's a message from my brother.
Amiboshi : It's from Yui.
Amiboshi : "What d'you think you're doing on that bus?"
Amiboshi : "I'll beat you up later."
Chichiri : Such scary words.
Hotohori : I don't understand that girl's character.
Tasuki : Alright, I'm gonna write 'em back.
Amiboshi : H...Hey!
Suboshi : Ou...ouch! Lady Yui, they've sent over a lot.
Yui : "I like it over here..."
Yui : "...because the wonderful Tasuki is..."
Tasuki : ...is here too.
Amiboshi : Tasuki.
Amiboshi : They know what's going on.
Tasuki : Dammit!
[Message on Amiboshi's hand] Quit it, fang idiot.
Suboshi : It hurts!
Suboshi : Stop it!
Yui : Just be still!
[Message on Suboshi's arm] Demonic midget
[Message on Suboshi's back] kakaka the homo
Tomo : That's right. What's this, "kakaka the homo?"
Tomo : And these are that cross-dresser's words.
Suboshi : It's not me!
[Message on Amiboshi's back] Ghost. You monster ghost.
Tasuki : Look at what they've written.
Amiboshi : Tamahome, relax.
Amiboshi : I'm not the one doing this.
Tomo : Don't be ridiculous.
Yui : Oooh, Miaka's getting in this too!
Suboshi : Stop it!
Nakago : Those fools.
Suboshi : Nakago!
Miboshi : Tamahome's asking if you got any fan letters.
Yui : I think it worked.
Tomo : So, it's been bothering him.
Soi : Lord Nakago only needs me.
Miboshi : Words like that'll just anger him more, you know.
[Suboshi looks helpless]
Suboshi : Nakago, let's stop this, okay?
Suboshi : A nail?!
Suboshi : Anything but that!
Soi : There's no help when his eyes look like that.
Tomo : Poor thing.
Suboshi : No!
Soi : Just give up.
Suboshi : No!
Part Two
[They arrive at the hot springs.]
Keisuke : Tetsuya!
Tetsuya : Keisuke!
Tetsuya : I was so scared!
Keisuke : We had a sour smell all the way...
Tasuki : Chiriko, how are ya? Feel better now?
Chiriko : Yes, because I *beep, beep*, I'm fine now.
Chiriko : Would you like to see it?
[Warning: To those of the Studio Pierrot. If you continue to show such gags, these Fushigi Yuugi videos will inevitably be taken out of circulation. Videlin.]
Tasuki : Now, let's have some fun!
Hotohori : That's right, why don't we visit the hot springs for starters?
Tamahome : Pretty luxurious bus you got there.
Nakago : There is not much point in saying this now...
Soi : Ummm... Nakagooo...
Nakago : but it is obvious without words, who the author's favorite character is.
Nakago : Soi, distance yourself a little.
Tamahome : You didn't come out for part 2 of the manga after all.
Tamahome : What the hell, you bastard!
Tamahome : I saw your CD.
Miaka : Stop it!
? : Shuddap, Araki!
Miaka : What did you say?
Chiriko : Thi...this is...
Tasuki : What's wrong, Chiriko?
Tasuki : You're suddenly in the act.
Chiriko : This place isn't a good idea.
Miaka : What's wrong?
Chichiri : What's so bad?
Chiriko : Everyone, please dress up as women.
Miboshi : Why?
Chiriko : The details are written in here.
Chiriko : Didn't you read it?
all : Yes!
[sign] : Congratulations! Over 10 million volumes Fushigi Yuugi manga sales.
Tamahome : The author, Miss Watase, is really amazing. 10 million, right?
Tamahome : If one book costs about this much...
Yui : Stop it. That's crude.
Yui : Oh yeah, come to think of it, that's your character.
Chiriko : Anyway, the hot spring's named like this,
Chiriko : So for the nationwide fans, you guys have to do what you have to do.
Nakago : Do this sort of thing?
Nakago : Don't they want us to do this episode properly?
Soi : Isn't what they want to see, a scene featuring me?
Chiriko : There was the thing with the character on my foot too.
Chiriko : Alright, now everyone, go change and put on make-up.
Hotohori : Beats me.
Hotohori : I don't need make-up, but maybe I'll just go change.
Nuriko : It doesn't seem I even need to change.
Tomo : Should I take some of this make-up off?
Miboshi : What's going to happen to me?
Ashitare : People said I was like a girl since I was little too.
Hotohori : Why you...
Hotohori : Don't look so irritating.
Nakago : Take that! Take that.
Nuriko : Emperor Hotohori.
Nuriko : I wonder why he's so harsh towards ugly things.
Chiriko : Sorry for the wait.
Part Three
[Everyone's dressed up as women.]
Nuriko : I look good cross-dressing after all.
Miaka : Didn't you say your cross-dressing days were over?
Nakago : Chichiri, what will you change into?
Chichiri : It's easy.
Miaka : Wow, you're good!
Yui : You'll probably be more popular that way.
Nuriko : I'm cuter.
Miaka : So what? Is that modeled after the girl your friend took?
Yui : Miaka, you'll end up alone someday.
Chiriko : Sorry for the wait.
Miaka : Wow, Chiriko, you're so cute.
Nuriko : You do it pretty good too.
all : You look good.
all : Tamahome too.
Miaka : Keisuke, you look good.
Yui : Tetsuya...
Keisuke : I actually kind of like this.
Tetsuya : I don't care what happens anymore.
Miaka : Oh, Mitsukake.
Mitsukake : They don't have a size that fits me.
Mitsukake : Beats me.
Tamahome : I don't think that's the problem.
Chiriko : I don't feel so good again!
Tasuki : Hang in there, Chiriko.
Tasuki : Here, here's the bag.
Mitsukake : Tama, why won't you come down?
Tama : Hiss...
girl : Welcome everyone.
girl : Here, men prohibited, women-only's large bath is our pride, and...
girl : There is a man among them.
Mitsukake : It...it isn't me.
[The girls take Mitsukake away.]
girls : Alright, this way!
Mitsukake : Stop it.
Mitsukake : You people are so rude!
Mitsukake : What part of me is a man?!
Chiriko : Poor Mitsukake.
Chiriko : They'll turn him into breeding stock.
guys : What?! Breeding stock?!
Chiriko : Yes, they make you serve all the women around here...
Miaka : Keisuke, what are you doing?!
Keisuke : Miaka, big brother's found the path of life to follow.
guys : Boys!
Miaka : Tamahome!
guys : Boys!
guys : Boys!
all : Good work.
Suboshi : Oh, it's in that area?
Tamahome : Yeah, you saw the different colored container, right?
Nuriko : Is lunch till two?
Director : Good work.
Director : I'd like to treat everyone for everything up to today.
Tasuki : Who's the white guy?
Yui : He's the character designer, sort of like the animation director kinda creature.
Tasuki : Oh, him.
Mitsukake : He made me speak to line drawings for two years.
Hotohori : He's balding.
all : Just kidding!
studio guy : Miss Araki, we're leaving.
Miaka : Oh, okay.
The End
arent i so kind to share this with you?
