I did stand up all night, I didn\'t lose, the team lost, dullard, and I always have a smile on my face☺#teamplayer

the real kev sammonds stood up monday night ,until he had his third pint then he fell over,i guess he should stick to orange juice in future wot a loser

nice to hear the russian has finally got a girlfriend ,he will finally lose the tag of the 30 year old virgin shame he abandoned his mates to wine and dine her,but if cherry pie is for desert who can blame him .stag party being planned as we speak

friar tuck has taken up bowling ,they have a buffers only special for kids and novices, looks like the darts will take a back seat now hes found a game hes good at .

robin hood is going to the darts at blackpool with figo, the russian and lance armstrong but there is no place for friar tuck he wont fit in the car .

I would like to wish everyone at the Castle and the Knights A Happy New Year and may the best team win the league

flapping about like a sammon ,and a fish out of water were mentioned last night

so was I right? did he show \"one of his many talents\" off did he rise like a salmon or play like a sammon?

the time has come to show my team mates what i can really do the skipper gave me the nod ,i was playing anticipation grew as the time approached i was on next ,i threw the game of my life we all shook hands and the knights will talk about this game for weeks, 7 .1 knights win kev sammons the only loser

whoever is posing as me, the real spelling of my name is above, I have my suspicions, never mind aye. The Knights have some exceptional talents and are a match for anyone one on the day, however I will wait my turn, as I am a team player and dont get ideas above my station. , and I aint done to bad deputising for the skipper